Emu girl Loca has been testing my patience of late. At eleven months old she is still quite pecky, checking out everything that moves. She is especially fond of catching me off guard, then making a rapid fire attack on my glasses. She changed it up last week with a full force face slam leaving me with a red scrape and a fat lip on my wedding anniversary. A trip to the dentist a couple of days later would reveal that the blow had knocked the filling out of my tooth as well as cracking the tooth. On Wednesday I go in for a root canal and crown. The tab? $1200.00. Thanks Loca.